This blows my mind.

So, it's Russell Crowe's kid, right?

Other languages borrow words; English follows you down a dark alley and steals them.

Steve Dillon. Great on Preacher, not-so-much with superhero comics.

The other Theron, I want to buy that rock.

"It's interesting to note that Australia, one of the world's highest users of sunscreen, also has one of the highest occurrences of skin cancer."

I appreciate dark wood and leather as much as the next guy, but everything doesn't have to look like a 19th century shipping magnate's office.

When it comes to costumes, I believe in working smarter, not harder.

Lazy? How about one of those name tags with 'Chad' written on it?

How about some white hair-dye and earth-tone clothes?

I have no idea what it means, but that's a beautiful sentence.

Cheney wasn't in Skull & Bones: Dubya was.

You say "getting rid of our nukes" as if that were a bad thing.

No, you're not writing a novel because they require empathy.

No, it does. Your arguments are childish. "If there was some value in killing me..."

You're in your teens, right?

You're an animal, too, dickhead. Is there something morally wrong with killing you?

You're an idiot. "They're having fun[?]" Maybe they could find other fun that doesn't involve going to another creature's home and killing it to get a "decorative item".

I was never the problem. Assholes like you shooting animals because they're pretty is the problem. Why don't you not go hunting? If you like the woods so much, take a walk without the need for pointless carnage.

Fact: Bears, eight; Beets, three.