This shouldn't be on the AV Club.
Stop reporting on these pieces of shit and they'll go away.
It's that simple.

I vow to vanquish petitions with all powerful Trump

Because he wears a Hendrix shirt, he's playing Hendrix?

Will Smith in that one movie where the horse was a dog

I once wrote a 15 page script for a Masters of the Universe sequel that we filmed for Film Appreciation in 11th grade.
Skeletor had terrible digestive problems.
Beast-Man was stricken with mange.
Prince Adam was essentially impotent.
To the office, I was sent.
Even then, I was too old to care about this series.

Hey, I was at a music festival this weekend too! Where are the pictures from it??? RRRGGRRGGHH

Love the Sopranos. Just completed another re-watch of the series. Gandolfini is remarkable throughout. Everyone is. The reason we have the extraordinary TV today is solely thanks to The Sopranos. Having said all of that, I'm probably done with it though. I can't make it through the tragedy of Jackie Jr. and Meadow…

That clip was…
Well, I guess it was like getting into Heaven and being allowed to make a baby with your cousin. In front of your family.
It was cool.

Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, Role Models, and This is the End all made me laugh more times during their runtime than most of the list.
But it's a list. So oh well.