Does it come with a young Elisabeth Shue ? Asking for a friend.

“Look, I was just trying to get to my car. Parking’s always been a contact sport”

Okay I just read through all of this. This is just silly and I want to help:

I am sorry that you took it that way, but your responses show a lack of understanding of what is being written at best, and are straight delusional (or trolling) at worst.

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.

Damn Volkswagen’s diesel emissions.

Of course China is concerned. When your R&D cycle consists almost entirely of reverse engineering other company’s R&D, their problems are your problems.

Ron artest is one of the shittiest humans alive, when he washed out of the nba there was video of him punching people in the mouth during a street ball tournament. He’s human garbage and he’s mad the game focuses more on talent and ability rather than being a thug piece of shit elbowing and punching anybody who has…

It’s nice to see World Peace pushing an agenda of violence and aggression on people for a change.

They don't even let you kill guys with a chair leg anymore. Might as well have them wear tutus.

Whiplash?

But did you eat dinner in the back?

Honda kids are like “Yo where can I get that exhaust?”

A couple of readers emailed me to let me know that this is not Luke’s first time getting arrested. He allegedly called a cop a “nigger” in September 2014, according to a police report.

And his obligatory facebook is all skiing pictures and unicycling!

And he’s done it before, only at a different school. This kid is gold.

Tavarish, go back to your garage.

But before you make the purchase, I suggest taking a thorough test drive that gives you the entire Land Rover experience. Here’s how you do it: go on down to your local Land Rover dealer and take the car for a spin. And then, when you get back, take a hundred-dollar bill out of your wallet and light it on fire.

Came for outrageous quips...