I believe that the service advisor just thought it was some older Nissan he hadn’t heard of before.

There’s always Plan B:

Written by Jason TORCHinsky....har har har

NOW you tell me I don’t need summer school. In the middle of AUGUST.

At least you didn’t use McAfee, you’d never be able to get it uninstalled without snorting bath salts.

Great. I installed NortonAV (Auto-Vehicle), and now my car is running slower.

Here’s a nice driving glove:

Plus the airline will also look for anyone who checked in late - even if just by a few minutes - and will bump them first and not pay anything before even going to volunteers. The airlines will do ANYTHING to avoid paying out compensation that high I bet - if they have to compensate too many people at that rate they’d…

It’s great if you can get the bumped involuntarily. Unfortunately someone will likely volunteer at the first opportunity. My in-laws do this a lot. They are also the type to sit through a timeshare presentation to get free things.

I don’t know about this. I feel like volunteering for a $400 voucher is better than sitting back and waiting for a 1% chance to get $1,200.

I disagree. I believe this is a situation where a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. You will not get that great benefit for involuntary bumping when the airlines, as usual gets enough people to volunteer and, if you are not one of those volunteers, you will end up with nothing. It just depends upon how flexible…

“Crap, I lost my glasses somewhere.”

Dude went to Harvard and can’t even swing Uber?

I still think everyone is taking a bit of a leap automatically assuming Ford intentionally let the other trucks off the assembly line less safe.

That soup recipe story reminds me of the time I found a soup chef’s recipe in this armoire I got. He was such a strict man, very particular about his soup and customers...

“Hey there. You speak English?”

That your wife can drive it. Your high-maintenance 80s wife with the big sunglasses to go with her big hair.

But How did Logano do with his hands????

Mazda - Car’s wrecked. Not our fault, but we’ll replace it anyway. That looks good, right?