“I gotta believe that’s intentional!”

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

god damn it, thanks!

That’s not a Cacodemon; it’s a Pain Elemental.

Also amazed the devs didn’t spill the beans for all those years, so cool.

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

Fucking sound tubes/boxes/speakers..

Blacked out lights.

Real drivers start in 4th.

On the plane I fly when a major malfunction occurs we disengage the autopilot, regain control of the aircraft run any drills and then and only then do we consider engaging the autopilot again.

Curious how much automated systems, when still intact, take over for certain airplanes when there’s an imbalance (lost engine, broken wing, etc.)? Regardless, glad she got it down safely. She’s BA. BTW, why are they all squinting? I think aviator glasses and pilots went hand-in-hand?

Not enough people do...

Of course, it is that is why I wanted to see if people actually take out these loans. Apparently, they do.

COTW! Nice. My friend that met the wife and son knows how to reach them. Very curious about the asking price, and what would be needed to make it road worthy. Even if it’s horrible to drive, it would be a helluva conversation piece and restoration project.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Sick necklace, brah

Transmission mode should be set on: Manual.

The Jalopnik content work flow of Write Takes->Publish Takes->Michael posts the correct take in the comments is working beautifully.

One small point of disagreement. I would put the transmission in Comfort mode as well, because if you leave it in Sport mode or whatever it’ll make the engine just sit there, clattering away at 6000 RPM while you cruise on the highway just in case you need a SPEED BOOST.

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.