Here ya go:

Ahhh 300. So homophobic while also still being so steamily homoerotic.

“cameos from Normani, Mulatto and more”

We subsidize fatherlessness by imprisoning millions of black men for non-violent offenses and using them as slave labor because there are so many financial benefits to these young women to not get married and have more children, because then they can get more subsidies for those children.

If he’s a real estate developer after purchasing a single foreclosed property, then I must be a dealership because I sold my old car a couple of weeks ago.

It’s a difficult line to walk when it takes racism to recognize racism. One must equate crack with a particular demographic to understand how it can be equated to same.

I suspect this would make someone’s mechanic, whose behind on his boat payments, very happy.

Oh shit I thought it was still infrastructure week 

Holy crap, I just figured it out.   The person writing the memo on what to paint had wingdings font selected!!

The fact that she couldn’t imagine for herself what people might be doing in there (long before one escalates to ODing) speaks volumes about her Karenness. 

He jumped on this because It’s one of his “classics” with his crowd. Just like Obama, Muslims, voter fraud, taking away your guns, etc. He’s like a wedding DJ for racism.

He still is.

She says “it’s blue and gold.” 

Too bad karma wasn’t a natural law, like gravity. It’s usually hit or miss.

Plate scanners don’t issue citations. Police officers do. And when an officer has a plate scanner, they also have discretion on whether to act on the information it provides. Information that includes the race of the owner (the probable driver).

License plate scanners won’t prevent you getting in an accident with an uninsured driver.

The kid passed out is comedy gold

Maybe she read on GOOP that mustard gas is the new vaginal steaming.

BECAUSE FUCK BIG YARDS BIG YARDS ARE FOR REPUBLICANS AND NIGGAS NAMED “RALPH” BUT NOW I WANT A BIG YARD