Every fucking time I post something about tipping, someone has to come in with "it's so much better in OUR country!" YES. WE KNOW. WE FUCKING KNOW THIS BY NOW. The only thing your repeated trumpeting of this fact that WE ALL KNOW BY NOW accomplishes is that it taunts servers who have to put up with this shit in…

AND they didn't even rinse all the soap off the plates before serving! JEEZ, YOU GUYS, WTF.

Right? "Hey if you could just forget about having any kind of emotional reaction to a traumatic experience and follow a series of steps that I've laid out for you in 140 characters or less, that will fix everything. If you shower, too fuckin bad." Shut uuuuup, Jill Scott.

"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."

We have faith that our courts will provide justice for the survivors and that this step will aid in their healing process.

I really, really struggle with this. Historically I've worked as a day shift bartender, a brunch bartender, a supper club bartender, and now I work at a fancy-ish joint that serves wine and beer. In none of these situations are people really getting fucked up, but I genuinely feel that it's irresponsible for anyone to…

Along with the insane licensing costs.

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

Yeah, this is definitely some anti-woman pleasure bullshit.

No, that royally pissed me off. Let's ban male ejaculation while we're at it.

Am I the only one who thinks that banning female ejaculation is the most offensive?

I don't watch BDSM porn but how is female ejaculation associated with it?

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

I don't really feel any sense of outrage when it comes to alcohol markups. Yes, the physical product is heavily marked up. But the restaurant also has to pay for initial an ongoing training for wine/cocktail programs and pay to absorb liability costs. Plus, you know, all of the other costs associated with running a…

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

Maybe. But I really think "Sea Muppet" would be a better name for that guy.

[smugly wriggles his moustache in your general direction]

Nah, I'll stick with my bearded men.

On the one hand I get the homage to the Family Guy joke.

Lighten up, ladies!