Things with that sentence structure I'd rather watch: I Love Lucy, I Love New York, Everybody Loves Raymond, I Love the 80s/90s/2000s...

#TeamDrinkWineAndWatchAHS?

So, like, no one has a problem with his rhyming "Janay Rice" with "Ray Rice"?

Two words: fan fiction.

Yup. This document has just as much credibility as the more accepted gospels. i.e. not a whole lot. Written 500+/- years after the events depicted? By persons unknown?

I can't watch it either. Too cringeful. But I must say, props to her for (presumably) being honest on the spot like that. I know that after videos like this are released, a lot of people say "she should've said yes and then let him down privately later", but WHY should she? Why do people act like it's up to women to…

Giving thoughtful gifts in private and telling someone you want to be "in it for the long haul" is better than a garish display of opulence in the town square in front of your entire family.

You know that hoarse quack sound a duck makes when startled from behind (shut up YOU KNOW YOU DO). That's the noise I just made reading that.

I'm sure you'll find that quite a few women have.

In the spirit of Jezebel, I propose(zing!)this doozy of a question to you all fine folk; Why don't women ever pop the question? I mean, it *is* 2014. Or is this the one(and only) case where men should still be men?

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Aww... No Mawwiage?

Exactly. It is mean to say I was hoping this would happen? So people could see how bad of an idea it is? I'd be pissed as hell. I'm sure a lot of couples talk things over knowing that in the near future there will be a proposal and the dude or lady plans it out and makes it special, but then there are moments like…

I tolerate public proposals so long as 1) the couple has already agreed to marry in principle, 2) the proposee has spoken often about their desire for a particular kind of public proposal, and 3) no one else is unduly inconvenienced in the process.

Nothing I have to say is as good or important as that lady in the video who got SO mad at her boyfriend that she smacked him with a small guitar. (ukelele?)

My husband hid my ring in a box of Bacon Toffee Chocolate. After I said yes/cried, I got real serious and asked what he did with the chocolate because I would take back my 'yes' if there was no dessert. So maybe those were really just empty boxes and she got upset?

And the first scene in that video is why I never hire Indian mariachi bands.

Every time I'm at the beach and one of those planes fly by with a proposal I really hope there's no one else on the beach with that name hoping to get engaged.

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