Oh, thank God. From the headline, I thought she'd shit herself during the act of coitus.

After the second story, I immediately googled "interesting uses for eggshells," and folks, there are a TON. Cleaning coffee stains out of mugs, scaring away slugs, sweetening your coffee, unclogging your drain. I guess we'll never know what those two Polish teens were up to. But I feel like I owe them a debt of…

Points taken, thanks

Learn from all the people saying that this comment is dumb, for a variety of reasons.

Colour me old-fashioned, but it seems reasonable to get to know someone in person prior to moving in with them.

My posts transmit Ebola, but only to stupid people.

Oh, hey! I'm in the Twin Cities. I'll give this place a visit.

Mandatory Kardashian quarantine.

Or marry a Kardashin, there have been more Kardashian Marriages, then Ebola Deaths/infections.

such ignorant

Bro, you are more likely to catch AIDS from them. That may put it in a better perspective.

If you think that sitting next to someone that might have traveled to Liberia will cause you to the contract Ebola, you are an "overly hyped Ebola nut".

I stopped listening to Ladysmith Black Mambazo for the same reason.

Did you seriously just do the "A lot of my friends are X" thing?

We also have to do the same with explosive control; explosives hold the record in the U.S. for the most amount of deaths in a single incident involving a school. That's not exactly easy, given how common some of the necessary materials are.

Is it wrong that part of me is actually just heartened by the fact that an old white man even knew who Malala was??

To be fair, the Thirty-Eleventh Amendment of the Constitution does say, "Thou art entitled to the full name and home address of any stripper for whom thou prayest." Or am I confusing the Constitution with the Ten Commandments again?

Didn't know that you had to send a prayer to someone's address in order for them to receive it properly.

I'm sorry that's simply not true. The UK has strict gun laws. Want to know when they got stricter? Following the Dunblane Tragedy. Want to know when out last massacre was? It was the Dunblane Tragedy.

There are obviously other factors at play (general societal attitudes are definitely a factor, since only the US and…

Needs.