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I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand why Mario frees Peach.

christ, give it a rest, troll.

Sorry, I need to have two comments on this article. One is saying that Laura needs to keep gaming, and this is my challenge to the Brotakuites.

My thoughts exactly. The commentariat on Kotaku is absolutely fucking awful.

HI I AM FROM BROTAKU I AM GOING TO WRITE A 50 PAGE DISSERTATION TELLING YOU WHY I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY.