While the BBC got The Stig in the divorce, word on the street says Amazon can take ownership of The Gits, the Stig’s backwards cousin!

How about The Stig’s Amazon Cousin?

Ass hat parking. Typical BMW driver.

Vote: EcoBee3

The driver is Tavarish and he yells, “Check out this 1924 Renault Six-Roues Type MH I got for the price of an FJ Cruiser!”

Come at me Bro!

Da Vinci would drive a Pagani Zonda F. He’s one of the two people, along Fangio, who inspired the design, I think he’d be pretty happy with it.

And I see Genghis Khan in this bad boy

I'd drive the shit out of a Promaster Hellcat.

I don’t see a problem.

So much this.

You have to have conversations like this:

Rally Fighter!

I love the idea of a space elevator. I know it is like asking for a moon colony in my lifetime, but damn it is a cool concept, and needed at some point as we continue to burn this planet like we have another house ready.

That would never work. the batteries on the quadrocopter last for about 10-20 minutes tops.

Vote: OverDrive (app.overdrive.com)

Vote: Audible.com

After reading Jalopnik for 3 years, I finally feel like I have something worth contributing as my first ever comment. (TL;DR: It's a funny story, read it if you have a minute).

"Children? What children? Oh, thooose. No no no, officer, those are simply my three shaved schnauzers. Now, if you don't mind, my schnauzers are late for soccer practice."