NISMO Maxima Wagon with 3 pedals, please.

You mean surfacing soon.

So a G37...you want a G37. That's basically a G37.

I just want my IDx

I need machine guns behind the headlights too.

Diagonal wheel drive. One front and the opposite corner rear.

Mitsubishi has a good car in the Lancer Evolution, but what they're really lacking is a grand tourer. Bring back the 3000GT!

Thought it was silly and expensive at first.. and now I hate using regular USB charging.

I can just drop it onto the pad, never have to worry about snagging a cord or ruining my USB connector.

Looks like a good stretch for some drag races. Don't even need to do any burnouts to get the tires warmed up.

Oh my! Is that what a modern day Dodge Magnum RT would have been? This NEEDS to happen! BUILD IT NOW DODGE !!!! NOW !!!!!!

Chalkboard paint on cars. How can you not smirk at this?

THE MULLET!

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

Oh c'mon...its not that hard to come back from a safety and a field goal.

Someone needs to create a startup called "Trollin Coal" that does nothing but make obnoxiously large exhaust pipes/stacks for Prius, Nissan Leaves, Model S, BMW i8, etc. that spew steam.

Soot cloud in the sky

I'm divided. Rollin' Color sort of works, as it sounds a bit like Rollin' Coal, if you pronounce it "Rollin' Coal-er". However, Rollin' Rainbows has the alliteration factor, and also fits in with the internet generation of Nyan Cat.

Rally Fighter by an independent 'Manufacturer' in the US, that you can't actually buy outright, you have to help build the car yourself at their factory. This is so it can be registered as 'homebuilt' or 'kit car', sidestepping any laws that are in place regarding, well.. everything that every other car maker has to…

The only one who recalls the Swift+ is GM.

I'm legitimately beginning to worry that GM will recall my car.