The "uh-huh" function during long-winded ramblings was the best part.

It was all worth it for seeing Colin get shot in the knee and Lorne rightly justifying it.

#ShootHimInTheKneeAgain

Yet another damn hilarious Melissa episode. The monologue was unexpectedly sweet, the physical gags were plentiful, and the saga of "Spicey" went in a perfectly fucked-up direction. Steve Martin giving her the five-timer's jacket at the very end was the cherry on top. Let's hope she comes back even sooner for her…

D'oh.

The new Rick and Morty promo for this movie is the only thing almost convincing me to see it.

This is probably the greatest fucking TV news I've heard or will ever hear this year.

Fucking loved everything about this episode. I've seen Bicycle Thieves so many times, and the nods to that film were phenomenal… and hilarious. Good to have you back, Master of None.

No kidding. The early version of "Mary" looks like the inbred spawn of Verne Troyer and a yeti.

I wouldn't mind Psycho Cheryl being a thing now. The look of contentment on her face as she burned the Blossom mansion to the ground was priceless.

Christ, how the fuck did a show as stupid as Imaginary Mary even make it on the air? No surprise that garbage was cancelled. But American Crime? The fuck, ABC?

I'd say that "love affair" ended with the last Hangover movie.

"Look, we're building a tiny house… for crabs!"

Sadie's look of disappointment after he abandoned her was heartbreaking. But at least now Lars can actually try redeeming himself now that he's stuck with Steven in space… if it's even possible.

And apparently, the first episode is already out. I salute those who'll be able to wait 'til the end of the month.

"What justice is there? It's such a gross tangling of symbols!"
"Will you stop?! You're ruining my moment!"

A damn shame Son of Zorn never got to be the great show it could've been. Instead it just ended up being a bland, forgettable mess. And why did they leave it on a stupid goddamn cliffhanger? Were they that confident it would be renewed?

Yep, that was Malvo, back from the fucking dead!

This especially made me lose my shit:
"So, Trinette, as a prostitute, how do you feel about roleplay?"
"Whatever fluffs your feathers."
"Please let me finish. Where the story revolves around merkins, mistaken identities and incest?"
"EWWW!"
"And it's a musical!"

"Jesus Christ, your family tree must look like a telephone pole."
"Ugh, seriously."