Jonah intentionally shaving his hair and eyebrows just to keep his "guilt trip" cancer publicity stunt going is exactly the kind of thing he would fucking do. It's good to have you back, Veep, it really is.

Him, obviously.

It's so damn great to have this show back for one last round of depression, especially with Kevin still as disturbingly suicidal as ever. I can't wait to see how even more fucked up it'll get from here.

Especially if it's a seppuku attempt. The show's already dark as it is.

Jack's face as he thought all those blue creature kids were dead was fucking devastating. As if he needed even more trauma to fuck him up completely.

He basically created an entire army with his dick. Doesn't get more badass than that.

All I have to say is GODDAMN, does the Scotsman have some strong-ass semen!

Hell, anything would've been an improvement over The Chainsmokers and their half-assed EDM formula bullshit.

"I am sensitive to the fact that they were sent there on trains, but hey, at least they didn't have to fly United."

He really is the worst late-night host right now… or possibly ever in the past 20 years. I can't think of anyone else so difficult to relate to or tolerable to watch without feeling the urge to punch his face right through the fucking screen. And I was so damn close this time to buying a new TV.

#RibletWillRiseAgain

Lorne Michaels = Satan's boss… and pimp

"Alright, Spicey's gotta hippity-hop and deliver these eggs. And everybody, just eat as much candy as you want 'cause this is probably our last Easter on Earth."

I've been waiting so fucking long for this to return! Between this and Fargo coming back this week, Carrie Coon's gonna have one hell of a popularity boost.

So it's another clunky animated sci-fi rip-off full of annoying anthropomorphic characters voiced by random A-listers who didn't bother asking what the fuck this even was before they snatched the easy paycheck?

A B from Dowd? Well, I'm fucking convinced enough.

"I accused Cheryl of twincest."

R.I.P. The Darkness

"Did you kill her?"
"Wha?! No! Jesus! My brother did. Well, technically, I suppose the drunken abortionist did, but my brother got her pregnant in the first place, and my father would've killed her if she had refused to get an abortion, so…"
"But, I mean, not really…"
"Really. Why do you think my father started the…

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