Perpetually Pantsless Elijah… holy shit! That's the perfect name for his spin-off series!

"You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

And then Aidy Bryant comes in to steal her fucking spotlight.

"You don't have to use your own dick for dick pics. You just Google… picture of dick. Gotta make sure it looks enough like your dick because you don't want your dick pic to write a check that your real dick can't cash."

"Oh, God. Hannah, this is gonna be a real mindfuck for me if you wanna get an abortion right now."
"What?"
"I mean, I'll do it. I think there's about two doctors in America that will do it at this stage in your pregnancy, but I'll find them."
"I'm not having an abortion, Elijah, I'm having feelings. It's different. Jesus…

Don't forget about Big Baby Pudding Snatcher.

"Somebody get the laptop. Look up raccoon, babies, wall."
"Are you sure we want that in our search history?"
"There's such a thing as search history? Uh-oh! Uh, I'll-I'll get it, I'll get the computer, I'll be… uh… I might be a minute."
"He looks at a lot of exotic candy online."

Not really sure how to feel about a kid joining the gang, but we'll see where it goes.

Saviors, they're grrrrrrrreat!

"That poor Oscar has to watch her every time she goes to the toilet."

"As Americans, it's our duty to either stop evil billionaires or elect them to the highest office."

Now that was a fucking finale! A damn shame it had to last only seven episodes, but at least it went out with a bang (or in this case, a splat).

"We're gonna mix your ashes together and make a manly potpourri!"

More like Szechuan Time!

Not anymore. I think they're partnered with Subway now. But who knows? Maybe they can bring back that Szechuan sauce for their sandwiches.

In the Citadel of Ricks, there's a quick background shot of two Mortys with the same features as Dipper and Mabel.

Just another example of Justin Roiland and Alex Hirsch's bromance, and it's fucking great!

My favorite line: "W-what's this supposed to accomplish? We have infinite grandkids! You're trying to use Disney bucks at a Caesars Palace here!"

"Maybe I just want you to care if I run away yelling!"

"I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty! Now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I'll-and I'll-I'll go out and I'll-I'll find more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping…