And Greg even wrapped his blanket over his head like the Virgin Mary at the end of that flashback. How subtle.

I don't know what was more WTF: Pearl wanting to remove Steven's gem in a desperate attempt to bring Rose back or Amethyst admitting she was in toilet form for months. Either way, I'm just glad we got a new Greg song.

Man, is it gonna be so fucking satisfying when Gerald feels Sheila's wrath in the finale, and she was the most furious she's ever been this week with Kyle and Ike.

Unless that crap is named Mr. Hankey.

"Maggie!"

"Just give her a chance. She's the smartest, funniest girl on Earth."
"I haven't really heard her say anything funny."
"Yeah, that's because you have a mental block, Elon Musk. It won't let you get over yourself."

If he watched everything that referenced him, he'd break Twitter forever.

I'd notch this episode up a full grade for Mr. Slave's surprise cameo. Damn, did the put the biggest smile on my face. Ike is also really cursing up a storm this season and I'm loving the fuck out of it.

Really, Kate Mara? You're playing Shia's wife now? Find better movie roles, goddammit. You're better than this.

An A- from the Dowd? Enough said. I can see the fucking Oscars piling up for this movie already.

That's the best animation they could come up with? Even a high schooler could create better Archer rip-off designs than this shit. Damn, Netflix, way to fucking misfire.

Surprised he still even has a fucking career. That one facial expression could only take him so far, I guess.

"I don't remember drawing these. I woke up this morning and they were under my pillow."

"Dear Alexander Hamilton, motherfucker…"
"Burr, motherfucker…"

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I wouldn't call myself a Weeknd fan, but the Daft Punk collaborations are pretty good, especially "I Feel It Coming." That song's been in my head all goddamn week. Everything else is basically just the same middling moody R&B he's known for.

I'd say it ranks up there with "Gravy Boat" as one of Linda's holiday classics.

"I'm Robert Dufresne. You fucked my wife."

"I like my houses like I like my women: sturdy and ginger."

Kelli did make me chuckle with her "Why are you looking at me like you Stacey Dash and I just told you you're black?" line, but other than that, she and Tiffany were fucking awful in every way. I hope we see less of those bitches next season.