"I was thinking again, about how women are just as funny as men, and then I realized that the only way to be sure is to see if African Americans think they're funny."
"Why is that?"
"Because black laughs matter."
"Is that a joke?"
"Yes, it is."
"I don't get it."
"Yes, you do."

I'm just wondering if their prediction of who wins will even be right this year. They got lucky on Obama twice in a row, but this election's a shot in the fucking dark. They do have a two-week gap before the November 9 episode airs, so they could make two alternate scenarios ahead of time and go with the one that's…

I just feel bad for the kid. He just want to bond with his dad, and Gerald's head is so far up his own ass that he couldn't give less of a shit. I really do hope Denmark gets their revenge on him.

FUCKA YOU, DORPHIN!

I'm definitely predicting he sides with the girls and maybe somehow becomes their leader in the impending gender war. Either way, it's gonna be a fucking bloodbath.

"Look, officers, why don't you just ask him why he quit Twitter?"
"@where, sir? @where?"

Cricket might've just saved this season. Leslie Jordan's an underrated goddamn treasure.

"She doesn't mean what she's saying. She just doesn't know how to take this because it's very weird, and her advisors probably-"
"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted!"
[turns back to cameras] "Fuck. Oh, fuck. Why the fuck did it have to be her? I am so fucked."

Looks like Rachel Dratch better prepare to bring back her Debbie Downer character when this horrifying piece of shit gets canceled after one episode.

Holy shit, it'll be fucking criminal if this episode doesn't get an Emmy nom next year. That was one of the darkest, most devastatingly real portrayals of PTSD I've ever seen, and I'm so glad this show was able to bring it to light the way it did.

No wonder it was catchy as hell. FX needs to make that song downloadable ASAP.

"This is me. This is the real Justin. I'm not a bad guy. I actually love Christ."

Not the strongest premiere they could've went with, but I was weirdly glad to see Thomas Middleditch and Ron Funches together. Also, the budget for the reenactment scenes seems to have gotten bigger.

That sex video might've just been the Winston-iest thing ever, and that's saying something.

Easily my favorite part of the episode.

The only nice use of Amy Schumer in anything ever.

"You're in your bathrobe, and it's…"
"What? It's a jacket."
"Oh, but… okay."

*hands oar to Louise to beat him with*

Hey, I'll take He-Man Jason Sudeikis over the other shitty one-and-done Fox shows that've taken the cursed 8:30 Sunday slot. Too bad it's probably gonna get cancelled too.

Holy shit, Betty killed Don! Now that's the Mad Men finale we deserved.