Your dad’s Camry could also beat my dad’s tractor to 60 mph... but guess which one i’d rather be driving.

Do you still want to drive the blades from the engine?

This is an oddly truncated version of the history of Haiti, which after the second revolution, was an endless parade of despot after despot (emperors for fucks sake), not the least of which was Boyer, who enacted indentured servitude, slavery, to a degree that there were mass emigrations to the US when slavery was…

$5 says the bitch that called the cops knew EXAXTLY who she was because she voted for the person she defeated

I was just there on Sunday and they were a pain as people would leave broken ones just lying on sidewalks or in bushes, fountains, and middle of the street.  Lets take the normal nonsense you get from these scooters and add in a bit of Department of the Navy sailors and marines and now you’re fucking in for it.  Half…

Kinda funny that Ford is mocking them when they started in a similar way. Constant changes to make cars easier to assemble and a focus on vertical integration.  I don’t get all the negativity on Tesla or why anyone would cheer for the most American car company in existence to fail. They are a very young company that…

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

You can probably vacuum enough coke residue from the interior to by a new plane.

hmmmm

Why would I want to punch a spark plug?

Straight rip off the Great Depression. A very chopped Model A Ford with F1 wing and roof mounted air intake for a a Honda K24. And big rubber. Built by James Schwarz and sold to someone Cuban guy named Ricky inFlorida.

I have similar made up opinions about nuns.

Can people actually be trusted with them?

Yes, yes, Mr. Spandex. We know it’s not a “real” bike and that everyone isn’t as good as you.

I feel like the videos would’ve been better without all the slomo... Hid so much of the drama.

At least this person had a backup plan.

That’s not a badge. That’s the manufacture plate.

Why did the motorcycle fall over?

White man here. Also angry man. Been angry for decades, my spirit animal is the Incredible Hulk, etc.