Normal response to customer not leaving store: call police.

That last part; ditto.

BW3 is “lit” in the literal sense, and no other. Is Aaron unbelievably deprived, or lying through his teeth?

David Simon is currently offering an apology for having Kenard kill Omar for a $1k donation to Democratic congressional candidates. For $5k, he’ll apologize for the whole second season.

I’m sorry about the loss of your mother. Democracy Now! Addressed this very issue today.

I love The Wire. Season 4 will always be the best. We can debate, but you’ll be wrong.

Here for all talk about The Wire. I’ve watched it too many times to count and will continue to do so.

Prince “Do Me Baby” (This one can make me blush)

Seriously Centipede needs to be on this list. For the lightning effects, the cobra, the tiger, the Debbie Allen-lite choreography and for all us kids on the playground who saw this and said, “Wait, there’s another Jackson sister?!”

What in bootleg “Raspberry Beret +I’d Die Without You” 90s video weirdness was this? Eddie need not to every sing in a video, just appear in it.

MMMMMMMMammaaa used to say! This song makes me angry every time I hear it. I’m fairly certain that Junior needed all the cough drops and Chloraseptic in the world to ease his sore throat after singing this song.

I submit Billy Ocean from The Soundtrack of The Jewel Of The Nile with When The Going Gets Tough. Yes it’s catchy but Danny Devito on sax?

How do you do a best/worst list of music videos and not include ...

You picked that Eddie Murphy video and not this one?

Word Up is not best/worst. This shit was the SHIT. I will defend it to the fucking teeth - Thunderdome style.

I have a memory for every video...this is when MTV was my go to after school. U have no idea how many times I tried to nail that Jermaine Stewart spin in my ‘family room’! Sorry son, I cannot co-sign any of this... It all hurts to good to watch!!

Yo, he wasn’t chewing gum. He had coke mouth...

LEAVE DENNIS AND ORAN THE HELL ALONE!!

You kids today.