Ill see your British Knights, and Raise you L.A. Gears with the light up soles.

I fell down a rapper action movie hole on Netflix a while back and Half Past Dead (Seagal and Ja Rule) is still my favorite. Also Belly is a much better movie than I remember it being.

Counterpoint: Tyler Perry being worth $400 million is way harder to explain than either Koko B. Ware or BKs.

Nawwwwww.. this mfer ain’t 32... I don’t care if his mama has a time stamp on her vagina from when his head popped out.. lmao

What about Kellyanne? She’s only 50 - younger than Halle Berry, Viola Davis, Angela Bassett...and she looks like she was their high school principal.

I’m more concerned about those two breasts protruding out of his forehead. Will they still be covered for yearly mammograms if Obamacare is repealed? Has Darth Cheeto ever fondled them? Does he have to gets bras specially made to keep them nice and perky, sittin’ up top of his dome like that? 

You know what they say, “a closed mouth don’t get head.”

Which wouldve been a more interesting read, you have the life you thought you wanted yet... You don’t. But that’s a little too on the nose and he maybe might catch the hint. So instead she’s a thankless emotional laborer

I don’t know why, but a round kitchen sink seems like it would be annoying.

Did you graduate from Howard in 2007? I remember that quote from Oprah’s speech.

“Voting for a racist, sexist demagogue who literally hates everything I am was worth it so I could tell other women what they should do with their God given autonomy. Because God hates women who have abortions, but he loves serial molesters who walk in on underaged girls in dressing rooms, grab women by the pussy, and…

I wear black ass shirts to work. I’m tech guy. I don’t have to dress up like the rest of my job. So I wear a different pair of Jordans and the most militant (matching)Tee or hoodie I own. Every.Single.Day. On feminists Friday? In my Say Her Name Hoodie. On #tbt I’m in a John Carlos tee. I give 0 fucks.

5.) “Lactose Intolerant”.

This is going to sound like I am Stretch Armstrong-ing it up... Being called a ‘female’ is annoying. But being called a ‘female’ while non-Black women are being called ‘girls/gals’, ‘women’, ‘chicks’ or even ‘ladies’ (which is said by the same men, who will call me ‘female’) is pretty-fucking-infuriating.

I never liked him anyway. Pretty motherfucker.

1. Y’all must be talking about the light skin because vocally, no way.

I’m not gonna lie...TLDR. BUT, today my first thought was “I’m tired of being American.” And that’s a damn shame.

Sorry — my daddy’s people are Creole... like down BELOW New Orleans Creole... Rice is a staple in our house. I almost went to blows with my doctor when he tried to take me off of it.

“Aight” should have been higher on the list. Especially the “aight” with no eye contact. Related: Whenever I hear “aight” I picture Wee-Bey.

It’s not really a true lust for Thor until he pulls down his undies and screams “Have at thee!” while holding your head towards the one-eyed Asgardian destroyer, and you oblige.