She means “strong enough to whip that ass over and over again” when she says “thick.”

Careful, you might inspire a new inductee into Swift’s Squad and the earth will spontaneously dry up and blow away into the cosmic winds from exceeding the number of superpowered Beckys that can congregate at one time in such a small amount of space...

Lawd, I fainted for you. Waterbugs are one of God’s creations that I just think we’d be better off without. Yuck

One time I was headed to this hood spot in Dallas to get a good ass fish basket...(not the point)....so on my way I see a pack...like literally 20 stray dogs walking down the street. Then I saw a man headed their direction, he yelled out “Who fucking dogs is these?” as he was running across the street. I damn near…

I have a serious fear of someone getting on my computer and going through my VSB comments.

Yes. I been saying this. But people are so quick to claim you hating. How is it hating for saying that she cant rap? Shes getting her 15 min of fame that I’m pretty sure shes been working on trying to get for years. And it finally happened. But lets not put her up there with other female MC’s because shes not even on…

You ain’t telling a lie my friend...

Yeah, holy shit, I never missed Disqus as much as I do now.

That’s the truest thing ever. There really is NO need for my kids to keep it real. We can watch the hood on The Wire.

“What white people have to do is try to find out in their own hearts why it was necessary to have a nigger in the first place, because I’m not a nigger. I’m a man. But if you think I’m a nigger, it means you need it.” I was just talking about this on my Facebook page, in regards to the Dreamers. James Baldwin gave…

I’m in the same boat. No reason for my kiddos to keep it real. Once that equity is built up, we’re bouncing.

But Daniel saying “now we’re even,” no matter how lightly he meant it.....

This episode was really uncomfortable, wasn’t it?

I wish I had read this article last night, would’ve prevented me from eating a peanut butter and raw onion sandwhich. I’m so mad at myself for giving into that white nonsense. Never again.

Amen. This was too real—even trill, some might say. Though the use of song lyrics had me dying.

What is this thing? Is it the biblical rib? The whole, a man gets to be a whole person but a woman is just a small fraction of a whole person thing? And why do I have a taste for rib tips now?

That “rib” shit is stupid. Cut it out, men.

Unless the wife has said so to your face...

I worked at Dollar Tree as a teenager and told my mom about the people asking for a price thing and she didn’t believe that actually happened. *running to show her this post*