Y0u don't say...

Hope you've got a drool guard!

Back away from the keyboard. Before you hurt yourself.

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

Update: He got caught.

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

If the Fanta people were pleased with their ad campaign, I imagine the same is true for the folks over at Kars 4 Kids.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

What country are you from? Wisconsin?

HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A SMARTPHONE

Not true. Leslie just did. Like 15 minutes ago.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

If Obama = Peyton Manning, the Republicans in Congress = Jay Cutler.

"UPDATE: Police report Kelly took 4 consecutive shots, with zero success."

These are the eyes of a man who has lost his passion for living.

seriously go fuck yourselves, corporate whores.

seriously go fuck yourselves, corporate whores.

It says something sad about you that you saw a wrestling photo and jumped to thinking about rape.

And if you read the article you would learn it is a 40mm military grenade launcher, not a 37mm, which necessitates strict papers, etc. which one can assume were not met in these circumstances. I know nothing about guns but I did learn that by reading the article, which is apparently more than I can say for you and…

I want you to know that Mr. Swift waited the mandatory 10-day period before receiving his grenade launcher and that he only uses it for target practice.

I didn't think your joke was all that great, but I have to leave you a
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