Pelosis determination to stasis lock all of her congressional power on “ineffective,” makes me think that this meeting will bear no fruit.

My nigga is hustling baggy clothes as church clothes? Foh.

The only coon that intrigues me is Jesse Lee Peterson. I find his ability to misunderstand everything that’s said to him absolutely amazing.

It’s too bad anxiety doesn’t have a manager for her to talk to.

This sucks, but stealing candy bars is no bueno, and in this climate those kids are begging to be mistreated by the police if this is how they’re acting. 

She could have stood there for 2 hours, and at most you would only end up with a recipe for chicken broth. She’s always been trash. She ain’t changing. Running away from questions is the very least that she can do. Save all of the lying for the FBI, sarah.

The cops cuff you up hoping that you give them a reason to “fear for their lives”. It’s not impossible. They can absolutely handle low danger situations like this w/o arresting anyone, or embarrassing them.

• Lock her up, that’s right. Yeah, that’s right, lock her up! I’m going to tell you what, it’s unbelievable, it’s unbelievable. If I did a tenth, a tenth, of what she did, I would be in jail today.

“This Black mans pockets will become far too fat for Ohio’s standards if we let him cash this check ... you go call 911. I’m going to stand here and stare at the computer screen.”

Plus the juxtaposition of tuckface spitting his racism greatest hits, and then a commercial for Pacific Health coming on doesn’t. Look. Good.

Z

Church’s chicken is releasing logs too, but they’re making them to smell like shit because what’s the difference?

chris cuomo, kelly ann conway, and george conway? This is basically a Venn diagram of everything that I hate about the country. 

Thanks for this. I will never understand how one who has amassed so much can still be so petty, and frankly evil.

Is she Satan? I mean what other explanation can you give me to believe that this level of depravity is capable by a human that isn’t currently on trial for being a serial killer.

Luckily for him if he hears “look at the new bitch” it will be because inmates are gushing over dog photos.

I get that the Avengers fight thanos, throughout the franchises man, c’mon.

Why is that?

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

4Chan must have been down that day..