When I was in middle school we had to worry about scabies, kidnappers, and gangs. These kids get sex, free haircuts, and beautiful renditions of slavery anthems.

Why is Nick Cannon taking that picture with Eddie?

Unbelievable. If any nosy ass white person saw one of us making a fake ID they would call in an air strike.

No no. We’ve tried the “anyone can be a politician” experiment and it proved to be dead wrong. He has no business being mayor of Sacramento.

It costs more to live in Canada than Mexico hence why they are traveling through there instead. This idea that seeking asylum is as binary as you present just screams at me how ignorant you are to this whole thing. 

“Dee Plored”

I was convinced that I was the only one who found this story insufferable. Is religion honestly that potent of a drug to make a man belive that he has mystical Jesus powers? 

This is the result that you receive when you have a non-thinking president who looks at everything as if it’s all binary and his massive intellect is what the solution has always needed.

50 cent should have spent more time focusing on the “how to avoid jail” portion of the trolling classes. 

“Hello police. Yes. I heard him loud and clear. He said that he ‘likes big butts and that he cannot lie’ everyone in the HOA knows that this is a non outdoor smoking community. Why he would be outside with cigarettes is beyond me. Please help”.

I think that he’s proving that institutionalized racism, and racism classic both can exist simultaneously. 

“It surely wasn’t racial profiling because I’m racially profiled all of the time and I know what it looks like.”

To women of no color like this coupon cutter, race is the tripwire that’s ruined cross class coalitions. To all of us normal non-lizard brain having folks, race is a construct created by white men to propagate whiteness by weaponizing it’s energy in order to destroy the societal structures that keep everyone else…

Where’s that? If the door hits her on her backside she will get concus since I’m sure that’s where her brain is..

Naw. I can’t find the article now, but right before trumps first SOTU, when to some it was still plausible that he could somehow change, CNN, put it out there that (paraphrasing) bashing trump 24/7 wouldn’t cut it. It seemed at the time that those words were aimed directly at Van. He had his show and he voraciously…

Yeah, so that extends to anyone wearing confederate flag gear too, right? No waving flags. No nothing. If I can’t wear my folks memorialized clothes and they’ve been dead for a week, we can all agree that people who have been dead for over a century is pushing it.

Van stopped being the resistance after CNN told him to cool it with all of the anti-trump rhetoric. He seems to be unable to find a lane to travel in. As much as I detest anna navarro she does a fine job straddling the line between offensive and insight and she started out as a far right wingnut. For Van to be a “progr…

The bar is set so low for trump that Van trips over it on his way to go cum all over Twitter whenever trump says something not entirely stupid.

I’m imagining this but with Mueller in Dredds place.