That title isn’t as prestigious as it sounds. I’m sure that the VP for patriotic activities is the one person that that can count the highest without using any fingers.

They were boycotting by burning shit THAT THEY ALREADY PAID FOR.... boycotts over services rendered aren’t boycotts, they’re complaints. White people do that flawlessly on small scale but should leave the big issue boycotts to the adults...

My favorite.

This is news? America is a trifling bitch. Of course its underwear has skid marks. It’s apartment has roaches (trump supporters) the landlords a drug addicted, money hungry, con-artist (trump) the building is crumbling (climate change) and my dog is starving (seriously) “who’s a good boy?”

Relapse and Revival are Ems worse albums. Everything else has been solid to classic. If he stays off of that pop-rap, high pitched singer on the chorus tracks he’s good, because that sappy shit ain’t it.

It sucks because my natural instinct is to jump in and help, or that was it before Trump got into office and unleashed these cretins onto the country. The police work for white supremacy, full stop. White people have the choice to either lie on us, or rain their benevolence upon us and do the bare minimum needed to be…

You sound boring but taste is subjective so on, and so on.

C’mon, if you had the chance to have a snowball fight with Jeff Flake you wouldn’t do it? ...

I’m not against calling them to come and remove the trash but that’s it! I’m “helping” from a safe distance. I’m keeping 911 on the phone and as soon as one of those women start tripping they are getting kicked the hell out especially if all that’s wrong is a grown ass woman can’t handle her damn liquor.

You’d think that with all of his street knowledge he would have prepared for Kamala Harris and her questions. She’s a tough lady but I doubt that she’s scarier than the crips, right Brett?

Job well done officer. We also have a toilet clogged can you use your gun to see if you can unplug it?

Sorry about the IG repost, but his son is stillborn and I had to do this.

It’s just not worth it. You don’t know who is going to be the one to take your kind gesture the wrong way.

I would have left that drunk bitch where I found her. I get doing the right thing but not while black and not while living in NY. Didn’t a brother out there get arrested by brown shirts after he saved that girl from getting raped on a bus? It’s not worth our time, or money to protect others that look different than…

So through the use of my infinite resources I was able to get the name of the person in the story. He told me to not entirely release his info for fear of retaliation, but let’s just say that we all know him and even he’s tired of their shit.

Alex Jones is so gross and desperate that he actually makes Marco Rubio appear human. That is not an easy task to accomplish.

Years of fascism, McDonald’s burgers and apparently “bathhouses” are bad for the skin. 

Until we start calling the force generated by a persons actions “Brittany“ she’s just going to have to deal with the bad puns. Until then “karma is a bitch” in every way imaginable.

black people need to stop calling themselves survivors after a mass shooting. Oh, we were attacked. Oh we’re “survivors” y’all niggas didn’t get attacked. Y’all ain’t survivors. You niggas got shot..

It’s honestly a gift. I have the right mixture of charm and black humor that the bottom feeders can’t seem to ignore.