What Persona taught me about friendship: Increase your stats or no one will want to hang out with you.

You mean PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds isn’t about physically attacking everyone who’s crossed PlayerUnknown in real life? ;)

You mean PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds isn’t about physically attacking everyone who’s crossed PlayerUnknown in real life? ;)

They’re selling a game about violence, and then turning around and saying that violence is bad.

It was a gag, sure, but Dr. Disrespect violated Battlegrounds’ mandate against “team kills”—a bannable offense. Battlegrounds’ rules read, “Do not team kill: there is no excuse for non-accidental team kills. If your teammate is breaking these rules, report them to us instead.”

Yea, that’s rich coming from PU. He’s making money promoting violence in a video game, then condoning it because of a bad personal experience.

Joking about violence is bad? Making money selling a game about violence is good?

The Doc is a great character. Hopefully he’ll move onto a new game since he complains about PUBG all the time.

Have to disagree with that opening statement: Banjo Kazooie is exactly how I remember it as I still play it every year or two to this day. I realize you’re making a point about rose-tinted glasses distorting our memories but Banjo was and still is exceptionally good for what it set out to be.

it’s not totally clear if it matters WHAT that input is, as long as it’s coming in through the coaxial cable...

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

Just saw it live on Instagram😍😍😍

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

Are you towing it the rest of the way and repairing it there or are you going full crazy person and driving it the rest of the way?

I would not pay $23 for a plain T-shirt under any circumstances.

They should make him a villainous foreigner so he can be Braun Strowman the Brawn Strawman

Why the fuck would Kate Bush want to do Coachella?!

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

Not surprised that a guy with a name that approximates “Toilet” has shitty taste in music

Nothing Janet has ever done gave the golddigger vibe, so everybody can have a seat with that nonsense.