How about some forgotten Sims series games?

So Lou Anna didn’t resign under pressure, she’s running away from her total failure to lead the school in any kind of competent way besides (apparently) fundraising, is what you’re saying? And she was the chair of the Executive committee in the NCAA tasked with improving the safety of students after Penn State?

Are you…

Battle Arena Toshinden!

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire

When I was in college, there was a particularly sexually liberated young woman whose last name was “McCloud”; at some point, most of the members of the rugby team “did a barrel roll”, as the deed was referred to in polite company.

Goldeneye

Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey

Pilotwings 64

Billy, we grew up on exactly the same N64 games. You must’ve been equally insistent that Playstation was lame and RPGs were generally for fuckin nerds.

THE FUTURE IS FORSAKEN

A list like this, and no Blast Corps? For shame.

Clayfighter! (+Earthworm Jim’s own games)

Blades of Steel!

River City Ransom

Well, now we know why Izzo defended Simon.

Burn it down. Scatter the ashes. Build the world’s largest Chuck E Cheese in the spot.

Haha. Haha. hahahaha. This is just fodder for the obligatory “Michigan State has overcome SO MUCH ADVERSITY” CBS handjob when Michigan State returns to the final four in, say, 3 years or so.

My favorite thing when I went in there to ref intramurals on fall Saturdays was seeing visiting D3 football players realizing that it was real, and then pointing out the mark on it from where Berwanger had used it as a doorstop in his dental office.

“you sexually abuse two young girls, and they sexually abuse two young girls.....”

The only thing worse than going through horrific sexual abuse would be having to sit through an Amway presentation.