Like any of it fucking matters. Go blow a hobo.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

I don’t know you, but I hate you so much.

I don’t seem to remember a single flag being thrown against NE the whole game. I have to wonder how rare that is.

THERE IS NO GOD

Translation: Tom Brady ate a strawberry and now he has full-blown hand AIDS.

Feh. Coughlin may know how to stop Brady, but what does he know about hoyer?

Deep down, you care. and it keeps me warm at night.

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

Larry Nassar is doing this because he wants to retain the illusion he still has control over his victims. If he’s forced to sit there to listen, they have power over him.

And on this day, not a single fuck was given.

Let’s quarantine them, Baylor and Penn State into their own shitty little rapey conference.

My comment was pointing out that you were kinda being a dick. It had nothing to do with some shitty Seinfeld-esque observation about punctuation. Full stop.

Thanks for keeping us focused on the important things!

before all the CTE/pressure of sports and being in a sports family/college life hot takes, know this—very often people are compelled to kill themselves for no goddamn reason at all. some days you just wake up and think, out of nowhere, “probably should kill myself today”.

Of course, to read this comment, we had to scroll past an impressively inane debate about the use of the phrase “full stop.”

Sadly, I think you are wrong. This will fade in a week. People pretend to care, but outside of Pullman, nobody really does. We give lots of lip service to mental health but do nothing about it.

Cosmonaut training has never taught someone who has landed on the moon though.