I just want to point out that you started off by saying the women who say SSM is a cult are“fucking crazy” and then proceeded to write a 10 thousand word single paragraph incoherent ramble.

Here’s the thing: I wasn’t sure, based on the article, what to think at first. However, having read your comment here and others by people getting defensive and decrying this article, I am now 100% sure this is a cult.

Goop sex is where, after finishing, you take the bodily fluids that result, smear them on your taint and drag it across the floor a la butt scoot so you leave a trail like a snail.

It’s odd, because when they want to pass laws regulating health care it’s a baby, but when they want to keep a sad addict in jail it’s suddenly just medical waste.

I remember reading a novel ages ago and one of the lines was something like “every generation thinks they invented sex”. Its true. Its totally true.

Superbae

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

The ways he’s looking at her, though.

“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

As a student of international criminal justice, I will be forever sad at this completely missed opportunity to be better than the terrorist. What a trial this could have been! What a precedent for future generations. But alas.

My Mother-in-Law acted like I was whipping out a dildo and going to town whenever I nursed, it was so fucking awful. My husband tried to repeatedly talk to her, she said she just wasn’t comfortable since she didn’t nurse her kids and could I just not understand HOW THAT MADE HER FEEL??

Thanks for being understanding. Not a lot of men (and women) are ok with mothers nursing in the seat next to them let alone using a breast pump. It’s like they’re sitting next to a leper who wants to stick his fingers in your mouth.

Crazy thing is I got off to pump thinking “I don’t want to offend the guy next to me” But why? He probably sucked a boob too.

a TWICE divorced guy. I would call that an expert.

I never, ever thought I’d say this, but...

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

It’s more like “If Hillary were a man with those same qualifications, she’d be predicted to win by a landslide.” The “woman card” has only gotten her sexist bullshit over the years and made it that much more difficult to achieve what she’s achieved. The only advantage the “woman card” gets any of us is the occasional…

other cards Hillary has or had: