We used to eat packaged ramen for dinner, several nights each week. Spaghetti from a box was another staple. I used to shop with my mother all of the time — she was always dieting, and I was always telling her how much fat was in things. Eventually, I learned that packaged ramen was like, $.25, so we were eating…

I kind of really liked the city and the weird humans. My hope is that it’s some world that has been infected by drabness or something. But I did like that Mario was so different from them, proportions-wise. It’s uncanny, but in a good way, I feel. Like, it’s just bizarre, weird internet art type of stuff.

supposedly this child is actually the child of a child Janet had and hid in the 90s, and is being used as a ploy to explain the cancelation of her failed tour and also as a way to make her seem vital and young or something.

Huh. I guess we should’ve paid more attention to the way she was smiling back in the press room, post-award.

I’ve interviewed Jaden, and when he wants to not be crazy, he’s perfectly capable of forming complete, relevant sentences. In fact, he was disappointingly normal. This shit is an act, just like everyone else’s web presences; no need to say he’s mentally ill.

For me it has to do with mindlessly watching these people for so long. The fact that two people who are having an affair could have such generic/forced rapport is so fascinating.