Or like any wine professional (or even a basic waiter) knows, just twist and lift as you’re finishing the pour.

How many black men have been lynched for this kind of false accusation right there in Texas and throughout the South? She learned from the best of the worst.

If it’s a track car, it shouldn’t have any kind of radio.

If someone wants to pass, move out of the passing lane. I’m preaching to the choir on a car blog, but go ye make disciples preach to the ends of the Earth.

at the end of the day they fear that minorities will come in and be better than them.

It was kinda founded by organized crime really. Just a bunch of bootleggers racing.

Saw a fellow commuter take a folding lawn chair to the body once, and we had no idea where it came from.

Turkatron: Is that taco pie?
Meatwad: Mmm-hmm.
Turkatron: Taco pie!
Meatwad: I added food coloring because it’s a holiday. But it turned black, because I added all the food coloring I had. Then I ate this butter straight out of the tub, because it tastes good. There’s a reason behind everything.

Make it a real life ReVolt with life-sized cars. Weapons need to be more Acme Corporation style rather than military grade.

Since the first (of a dozen or so times) I was rushed to the hospital for Kidney stones I don’t block anyone; I just assume anyone driving “like a jerk” has somewhere important to be and let them by. My self-satisfaction isn’t worth a complete stranger passing away in traffic because I decided it was my responsibility…

Since we are on the subject of headlights, Almost every state, I believe, has a wipers on headlights on rule. Why don’t manufacturers just implement this as a safety feature? It kills me when it is rainy and overcast and I barely see a car because their headlights aren’t on.

The way the gears are cut is why cluthless shifting is easier in a tractor trailer than in a car. Cars use an angled cut to keep things quiet, while trucks use a straight cut because it’s built for work...fuck your comfort.

True as well. But speaking for myself personally, it’s the much narrower and twitchy window of opportunity to match the shift that makes it harder for me on a car’s box.

So last summer I took the Italian mistress to the pool with my son. Upon pulling into the parking lot, the clutch pedal slammed to the floor. Weird. We went for a swim, then it was time to get home.... Hmm. She is Italian after all.

She has a co-driver who helps her a lot. She also wears a helmet and a harness.

Also, turns out “acting shady” and “having to deal with bullshit at the airport” look remarkably similar.

You’re one of those people who makes life shitty for everyone else, and doesn’t understand why they are unhappy, right? Its the first part of it - it actually doesn’t make you feel better to act like a dick all the time, even though no one can stop you! Take that to the tailor, try it on for a month, see how it goes.

I think it’s pretty insulting that this lawyer characterizes getting a late-night snack at McDonald’s as a “quintessentialy American activity”. What about rafting down the Mississippi? What about composing jazz? Fighting dumb wars? This guy hates America, that much is certain.

Shoutout to your wife owning a Golf R. Much respect brother. You chose wisely.

They really did. But the same goes for the GTI’s 2.0 and the TDI as well. It’s all about the BOOST, baby!