Broken Back Bitch

I’d love to see how this played out if East African countries started doing this. Not only do they have foreigners over fishing their waters, they have folks dumping toxic waste.

I wanna see this in a rally car.

Imagine what would have happened had he had a sissy bar on that bike. His mom would have had him riding bitch in the blink of an eye.

Diesel prices in SC haven’t changed...yet.

Worst one for me was being stuck behind 5 cars because nobody wanted to pass the moped that was doing 30 in a 55. I understand not wanting to break the law & pass on double yellows, but if you can see a half mile down the road, just go ahead & pass real quick like.

You’re just hating because the dump truck can hit the 3-wheel motion & you can’t. 😁

This reminds me of the soccer Easter egg from Monster Truck Madness. Hell, if traffic allowed, I’d be trying to knock that thing thru some overpass supports, & yell GOOOAAAL if I made it.

The last time I was in the hospital I got into it w/a nurse (whose husband is a cop) about medical marijuana. Here she is shooting me up w/Dilaudid, which is practically heroin, but she has a problem w/people using reefer to treat their ailments. If I’d had access to medical grade marijuana, I wouldn’t have had to go…

Well, that federal offense part is good to know.

I’ve heard it referred to as opticom or strobecon. Rumor has it that you can flash your lights to get the light to turn. From what I’ve read, those things have a certain frequency that the light needs to flash at to get a response.

My theory is, she faked her death so she could smoke reefers w/negro jazz musicians.

ProTip:

TDI = Tiddy

I wish everyone who likes to tarry around semis could see what happens when a big tire hits the front of a car...

Signal before you get past the truck so that everyone knows you’re not trying to be a dick.

They just mean to say don’t take all day to get done utilizing the passing lane, especially when you see another car closing fast.

10/15s!? That’s being generous.

So much this! If I’m in the passing lane & see someone closing fast, I’ll speed up to the nearest gap & get the hell out of the way.

Gotdamn poetry right there.