I don’t know if it worked for sure, but I’d heard that the carbonic acid in Coca-Cola can kill sperm & after an accident in high school...still kid free.

Use the feedback thingy to raise hell. It’ll make it into the app in an update or 2. I can’t say for sure that my hell raising has been the sole reason for some changes, but everything I’ve sent them in reference to Sheets has been changed...

Thought it was a crank position sensor, caught hell getting that double pulley off (supercharged 3800), turns out it was the board that the coil packs sit on. All that wrenching in the dead of winter on concrete.

Because now Kirk can witness domestic violence & not feel bad about not saying anything about it.

Since the perception of diesels in America is one of smoke belching, smelly monsters, they might actually beat this case. You don’t see anything or smell much of anything when the cars are running. It took a dealer flashing over my Stage 1 tune w/some bullshit for soot to start forming on my exhaust tips & I’d had the…

Funny thing is, they actually do. It took 3 yrs & a dealer flashing over my tune for any soot to form on my exhaust tips.

I find that smoking reefer helps w/anxiety. To each his own tho.

It was a lot easier to play X on the arcade cabinet that moved around.

Mix it w/cocaine & hot water?

The ability to cast from phone/tablet/chromebook to XB1.

I like to hand the kid a plastic shopping bag & make her clean up all the shit she left in my car.

I wish they’d get something for Xbox One

Offering an escape is also a key part of conning someone. I appreciate when someone does this when asking me for a favor. It turns a potential “hell naw” to a more palatable “naw buddy".

We need a cream-o-wheat how to next. Be sure to include the slice(s) of cheese toast. Cream-o-wheat w/o cheese toast is like not wearing a condom w/a $40 whore.

You don’t know frustration until you’ve beaten DRIV3R.

Haaahahaaa!!!!! I never worry about someone brake checking me on the interstate. If I hit you in the back @ 70+mph, both of us are probably gonna die. But if you’re the only one that winds up in the median...tough shit.

Where would this be in comparison to a VW 2L TDI?

Or maybe he knew that guy was a dick & set him up for the head tap...

They really need to do this for folks that take all day to pass a semi. If those folks witnessed what a piece of a truck tire can do to a car, they’d be less inclined to tarry. Truck drivers also get pissed when they have to slow down to let traffic merge in, because Slowpoke McFuckabout won’t pass them.

I try to flash-to-pass a bit earlier because some people are so unaware of their surroundings that they have to take a few extra seconds to check their mirrors/blindspot. Flashing when they’re near a sign w/a white or yellow background helps during the day. These newer, brighter headlights really light those signs up.