I tried to make a call w/the voice commands in my car last week...that’s the 1st time it worked on the 1st try since I got it in 2011.

It’s available on android.

You could replace “motorcyclists” w/”<insert minority>“ & it would still have credence. Bravo sir!!!

The fact that you can hit the pope makes me want to try this game.

If your dad happens to drink keystone, he’s the coolest sumbitch I’ve seen on jalopnik.

When you put it like that, I think of unprotected sex...its fun as hell til you’re pissing open safety pins & rusty razor blades. Thankfully I’ve been blessed to have avoided STDs & babies.

I wonder if a wider rear track would help?

My lady sat a DVD over the vents on my XB1 last night. The plastic that holds the insert in was hot enough to stretch, but not melt. XB1 still running strong & the missus now knows not to let that shit happen again.

Are they considered to be as badass as those USAF guys that go get downed pilots?

Something along these lines. There’s nothing but metal under red on the dash & door.

That’s the one. I kept coming up w/CARB, but I knew that wasn’t it.

Leak the source code for the RNS315 so all those annoying toast messages can be done away with.

I didn’t try out those touchscreen gloves I bought my lady. Now that you mention it, they do feel a bit thin...

I think the smaller trucks died off because of that emissions thing where the fuel economy has to go up so much every year, I forget the name of it. If they kept small trucks that were classified as trucks they’d have to be getting 40+mpg by 2025 or som’n like that. I think there’s an article about it on jalopnik…

The mitsu could work. Maybe rig up a “bed” extension w/a tow rig & some checkplate.

Yeah, but we’re talking bare ass minimum. Like no door cards, just painted metal.

That soot will eventually clog the EGR valve closest to the engine. If the engine also has an intake anti-shudder valve, it’ll mess that up too.

A straight piped VW (like the ones in question) w/a stage 2+ tune only smokes between shifts, & even then its just a little puff.

Exactly what I was thinking...but for under $15k.