For fucking really!! How about all the emotional stress HE caused US, collectively, with his crimes? How about considering the damage you’ve done, you benighted ratfucker?? *snarl* The crocodile tears of the crooked, if dammed, could fill a 50-foot-wide moat around the fucking White House.

This muppet-faced, double-breasted coot couldn’t shut up with his lips stitched.

Yeah, but the flipside is that if Trump owned one, it’d certainly go bankrupt.

The fact that the assholes want to constantly cite ‘emotional stress’ as reasons they deserve leniency is laughable.

Thats why my money is with a credit union I trust.

I have no faith in anything anymore. The release will result in the worst possible thing. That thing is no thing...nothing. Literally nothing will happen. Here - let me summarize what I anticipate the report to say:

The odds of someone like Mueller doing anything to threaten the Office of the President of the United States with anything were always negligible. This has all been theater in the shape of an investigation. That Mueller did anything was a product of extreme comical malfeasance on the part of the actors. I’ll wager his…

Hopefully there is a great deal of substance to this whole affair

Yeah, standard “I’d love to be wrong” caveat here, but I think this is gonna be some Capone’s vault shit

He announced three years ago that not only was the US going to build a wall, but Mexico would pay for it. How’s that coming along? As for the global part, lol, Pence can’t even get world leaders to acknowledge the president, much less agree to work with him on anything.

Cheer up.  Their divorce will be equally epic.  Two lawyers? Yeesh. 

Trump Is Reportedly Working

I really wish one of his targets would just respond with “Shut the fuck up you fat assed, sausage fingered, orange skinned, rat haired, Russian puppet.”

I was proposed to with my boyfriend kneeling in our living room and our 18 year old hard of hearing cat sitting next to him. That cat’s eyes were lite up and he was smiling, I tells ya.

You are right. All that effort put into the proposal and, I am certain, the upcoming wedding, is a major red flag. How do I know? Mr. Oggy never asked, we just decided together and married on a small budget. It has lasted donkey’s years while those who stressed out and threw tons of cash at their proposals and big day…

After meeting at university as students and a year of dating we went out to a very nice restaurant for our 1 year anniversary, had a nice meal and then I drove us out to Kings Park (Perth Western Australia) and at the war memorial lookout, with the city all lit up and laid out beneath us, I popped the question. She…

I love it, and I shant star this comment because you’ve been married for 28 years and it’s currently at 28 stars, and I don’t want that kind of bad juju on me for breaking that.

The bar is that low.

All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies

A ring? A partner?