"This is woise than the season they hired Herve Villechaize to play the immunity idol."

Think how much better it would be if they actually included a link to the website they're writing about!

Since Episode 1 I've been curious what tv show David writes for. I just googled it and apparently he's written three episodes of Family Guy.
Huh? I sure didn't see that one coming.

10/10 Would watch.

It is very endearing that the smart, super-capable, good-looking guy is somehow one of the weirdoes.

Nothing against Michael Baldwin, but I do wonder how different the sequels would be if they had stuck with James LeGros.

Tumple sounds like a sex magic cult founded by Hufflepuff.

Your dignity?

Everybody knows O'Reilly's in the pocket of big foot massage.

I bet when they finished this they patted themselves on the back for being classy enough to not make a joke about eating dogs.

A million times this. People defending the crap they inexplicably love would be so much more interesting than just shitting on a song that everybody hates. Encouraging people to punch down doesn't tend to generate compelling reading.

I had a friend in high school submit the lyrics to Sympathy for the Devil as a poem he'd written. He thought it was a Jane's Addiction song.

I loved The Lost Boys too, until I rewatched it. It has it's moments, but it has not. aged. well.

How do you turn safesearch off on a phone? Asking for a friend.

I love that the article basically says that if Hillary gets elected, it will unleash a plague of 80s sitcom stars horseplaying on national treasures.

The British are the real masters of weird chip flavors. Prawn cocktail, steak and onion, cheese and onion, roast chicken, worchestershire sauce. Anytime I go to another country I make it a point to try at least one weird local chip flavor. In my experience, America is actually one of the most conservative places with…

I'm the opposite - plain, salted chips do nothing for me. If I get them in a box lunch or something I usually just end up tossing them unless I have some ketchup or hot sauce to put on them.

I have the same deal with goat cheese. It's the only flavor I just categorically can't stand. It tastes like a petting zoo to me and I can't fathom how other people like it. I still try it every time I have the chance though, to see if it's something I can magically acquire a taste for. It hasn't worked so far, but I…

Yeah, that mystery's solved and it's weird somebody went to the trouble of writing a whole article about this and never mentioned it. It's a genetic thing where it tastes like soap for some people. That's it. I can usually only vaguely place what cilantro tastes like.

Ugh. Pidgey stew again?