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Same. I was on a work trip recently and decided to see Spider-man at an AMC connected to a mall. I took my seat and through the previews nearly hyperventilated at the waves of tweens that just kept coming in. Thanks be to Tim League for the Drafthouse's unaccompanied minors policy.

It peaked in the second one where the main bad guy was called "Higharolla Cockamamie". After that it's just a bunch of anime bs.

That's my problem with the Dollop - I like it a lot but twice a week is more than I need and the episodes pile up really quickly. It seems especially weird considering their format presumably requires a lot more prep time than most podcasts. Same goes for Beyond Yacht Rock. I just need one good show a week, guys.

Yeah, a little disappointing that they stuck with the (not particularly great) original cover/poster art. One of the best parts of Criterion releases is the way they reinterpret the cover.

Dino Stamatoupolus could probably pull off Starfox.

"They’re worth watching, if only as the sort of raw material that’d form chillwave, vaporwave, and countless other postmodern throwback movements of recent years."

Eh, as an album 4:44 is mostly just okay and on par with the rest of his post-"retirement" works, but as a hacky thinkpiece generator this thing is a finely calibrated machine.

Nice tip. Just checked and I can stream the digital audiobook from Hoopla through my library, along with the crime novel(!) he wrote called HNIC.

Well, that's that. I'll never be able to look at Miles Teller again and not see a symmetrical Ted Cruz.

I've carefully cropped screenshots so people won't find out I still have Microsoft Edge pinned to my taskbar. I've shut my laptop so I won't have to explain to my wife why I have five tabs open about the Happy Days board game. I know Eichenwald is a baby boomer and this is kind of their thing, but how is giving the

I googled it. My hentai knowledge almost entirely comes from banner ads on porn sites that specialize in human beings, but what I saw of it looks pretty standard. Not my bag, but certainly nothing morally reprehensible. This article seems more than a wee bit judge-y to me.

If a "thing" is a few hundred extremely loud whiney-babies on the internet, it is. The amount of coverage this stuff gets is way out of proportion to the number of morons who actually believe in it. And I'd wager a good number of those people are cynical trolls who know how stupid it is but just wanna piss off

But would there honestly be this uproar if the Drafthouse did a "bro's night out" showing of The Expendables or something? I really don't think anybody would bat an eye. It's a goofy marketing gimmick of the type the Drafthouse is well-known for. It ain't Brown v. Board of Education.

These are fine in a Michelada or if its a hot day, you're next to body of water and you're going to start drinking at noon and continue through the night. Otherwise, nah, don't bother.

Serious answer? Yeah, this is reported a million other places, but I sure as fuck don't want to read or interact with anyone in the comments sections of any of those million places. Just a bunch of unfunny dum-dums calling each other libtards and ReTHUGlicans. At least the dum-dums here are funny sometimes.

I'm a non-U2 fan so I guess I just assumed that U2 is one of those bands that have a lot of famous songs that are catchy and everybody sort of likes but once the band passed their heyday people stopped considering themselves fans. You know, like Green Day. Anyway, because of the super-digressionary style of UTU2TM and

This might be petty, but Melissa Villasenor's "regular" voice really takes me out of every non-impression sketch she's in because it sounds just as put on as the impressions. Using a weird voice as a default works in stand up (see Maria Bamford, Bobcat Goldwaith, Gilbert Godfreid, etc.) but it's super distracting in

Yeah, parts of it were very funny, but the Sarah Silverman/prison rape stuff was neither as funny nor as edgy as it was intended to be. They felt like jokes that might have played as transgressive in the 90s, but today just come off as cringey and gross. Unfortunately, that's the part where he does the (usually

I've been joking for a while that I wish TV would go back to taking the summer off so I can catch up on the seasons and seasons of shows I've been meaning to watch but never have time for. I'm totally okay with a long strike that gets the writers what they want. The only thing I'd really miss are the topical comedy

This. A million times this. Everyone assumed she would win because the idea of President Trump seemed too absurd to actually happen. That's why there were investigations on both candidates, but Comey only felt compelled to release information about one of them. He thought he was being tough on the future president.