I guess you could say she knows FA about anthem singing!

I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.

George W Bush has no perspective.

Sure. And the KKK has “never...taken a position on the criminalization of being black.”

I love the matching track suits, too. So good.

Who wants a little Trump roast?

And the sad part is, my first thought on seeing the headline is that Putin can do better.

Who’s Putin it to who?

Madrid definitely lost a few Michelin stars over this.

In General, it’s not a Goodyear for those people.

It’s our diets.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

Molon Labe? What, is that Greek for Labia Mole?

Little known historical fact: When he taunted the Persian invaders with “Come and take them!” Leonidas was actually referring to the Spartans’ depilatory kits.

I feel like Sarah is singing “Dear Future Husband” in her head...

I swear a fisting competition has more dignity than the Republican party.

It’s a bogus argument that it’s a pain to get a fingerprint background check.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.