Mao is my cat’s favorite historical figure. She shouts out his name around dinnertime, especially.

*a slight laugh, and then a grim realization*

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

[rhythmic clapping sound]

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.

Taco Bell, yesterday.

More like hurriCAN

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Now I’m pissed again. I implore everyone who played this game to read the description STILL posted on Steam.

The Steam description of the game -still- has a list of features nowhere in the game.

“In No Man’s Sky, every star is the light of a distant sun, each orbited by planets filled with life”

Stars are skyboxes, planets dont move. thats paragraph one

I feel I’m going hoarse from complaining about Murray and NMS and how this was literally a scam so this is going to be my last bit of bitching.

It doesn’t take a PR person to keep you from outright lying to your customers. Any decent developer already knows that.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…