I was at a teacher’s institute this week as well (I’m not a teacher though, it was a weird experience), and there wasn’t a SINGLE person of color. Not a damn one. And considering a lot of the conversation was around how to teach issues likes slavery and society in the 18th century, the fact that the only person of…

But the blood will make distinct stains, so next time you just remember what the stain on your towel looks like, and you can avoid future bloodshed.

You can use it to secure your towel to your body through your navel piercing—reduce the risk of towel theft.

THATS MY TOWEL YOU FUCKING THIEVING WHORE

Especially when you get the bladed/pointy weapons towel charm collection! Choose from throwing star, switchblade, mace, pikestaff, straight razor, butterfly knife, samarai sword, and throwing ax!

You mean blood coming out of her wherever?

But are you sure it’s your shoe or someone else’s shoe? You need this handy shoe charm to make sure..........................

This is perhaps the most useless thing that does not acknowledge its uselessness I have ever seen