Someone please remind me how many games Ray Rice got for knocking his fiance unconscious? JUST CURIOUS.

I’ve always heard that you should be careful with how you handle peppers. Now I know why.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Also, on the final sequence of the game:

This sums up my feelings nicely.

How have I wasted my life being a cowboys fan? These are clearly my kind of people.