I never really understand the kvetching about the Oscars ceremony. Yeah, it’s overlong and self-indulgent. Who cares? It’s one night a year. Give me all the nominees, give me the much-mocked “Movies are cool” montages (movies are cool!), give me the dumb skits. It’s a show to award trophies to people who make believe…

Maybe the lead prosecutor will have a homoerotic-but-adversarial relationship with Donovan’s cop. The first episode starting with someone discovering a totem pole made of human torsos (and Donovan being suspiciously quick to the crime scene) would be just the thing the L&O franchise needs to liven it up a bit.

Wait, didn’t I play that on my friend’s PS3? You beat the first mini-boss by aiming for the central eyeball.

Still hoping this madness will emerge some day, despite being on the shelf for nearly a decade....

Cool. There should be more articles explaining tidbits from the IMDb Trivia section of popular movies. 

Just once I’d love to see them beat Gary’s Olde Towne Tavern in Daytona!

I’m starting to think this is never going to turn into a prequel series for Cheers.

Oh and Jennifer Beals is over there, but she doesn’t know where she is.

Or maybe not. You can never tell with an Almodavar film.

unless you’re trying to turn off a lamp!

The last man who tried was named Martin Scorsese, and we know what happened to him.

Far as I’m concerned the 1606 Globe Theatre performance of “Macbeth” is the definitive version and anything else is a superfluous waste of time.

Patrizia Reggiani (neé Gucci)

MISS!  MISS!  FOR A DOLLAR, NAME ONE GOOD THING ANN COULTER’S BEEN INVOLVED IN.  FIVE SECONDS!

Reminds me of the creepiest trailer ever.

< ahem >

I want to imagine a world where this isn’t a typo and some PR flack has to come up with a spin on “It’s a bold commitment to diversity”

That’ll do, Cage.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

I hear Joker 2 is heavily cribbing off Silence and Kundun.