A part of me wishes I had no clue what you were talking about, another part of me remembers helping my aunt do exactly that years ago as a kid. She put her pyro nephew’s skills to good use when I was a kid.

Well, I’ll be goddamned. I wasn’t even aware that the word goddamn constituted “mild proanity”, much less “extreme profanity”. To think, I’ve been doing it fucking wrong all these fucking years. Why the flying fuck didn’t anyway tell me I’d been goddamn doing it wrong this entire goddamn time?! You’ve all goddamn gone…