The implication that Morty was doing things so heinous he managed to piss off MeToo AND GG AND did blackface simultaneously is somehow the funniest thing about this entire episode. (Close second is how Jerry just casually screws his son over without even realizing it. I knew the redo would happen, I just didn’t know…

I don’t know if this excuses his shocking behaviour, but I particulaly loved how Curb your enthusiasm handled the controversy.

“Wet eggs" cracked me up every time, for whatever reason. 

Rah, rah, Rasputin! Russia’s greatest love machine!

I want to say let them all die then, but unfortunately that’s not how this virus works. The idiots survive while your beloved grandma perishes instead.

Very on-brand for these guys. Will not miss them when obsolescence crushes them in a few months.

Fortunately the impeccable hygiene the gaming community is famous for will mean GameStops will be amongst the safest places to be during this period.

I’m reposting what I posted in the Kotaku article, since I’m not greyed out here.

I’d rather listen to creative salad than these assholes.

Sorry, Mr. Trapt.

Who?

I love that we finally reached a point where Hating The Office has become a personality trait just as much as Loving The Office was for the past decade.

He had a brief spike in national polls after astroturfing the shit out of social media and TV, but after the debate he’s been a total joke. 

Why were people afraid that Bloomberg might get the nomination anyway?

And a conservative is what, someone who hears racist, sexist, whateverist bullshit and cheers it on?

If he felt like SNL treated him like “a dumb idiot”, then he should’ve doubled down on mocking Dan Crenshaw instead of apologizing to him.

You’ll never go bust if all your predictions are “rampant flu-like diseases will originate in China.”

This is what happens when you’ve never spent a moment studying economics.