SNL has never had more than a smattering of good sketches. Go back and watch those episodes with the original Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time-Players. It’s a lot less Coneheads and a lot more Antler Dance than people remember.

She had an affair with him while he was still married and during that time she got elevated to a higher position at CBS. She’s complicit. Check out the way she went after Janet Jackson and stanned for Les this summer.

Raisins belong inside little red boxes in the hands of toddlers. Don’t even get me started on capers.

And with that, the country closes its door on the largest and most increasingly-depressing sandwich chain.

*shakes head*

How absolutely right she is, and very intelligent. The Kardashians have made millions by selling their surgery-raddled bodies and faces to social media, but much worse is the influence on young gjrls. They need calling out like Jameela is doing, and all their lies exposed. Their ghastly pi%p mother is largely…

Except for the wine, this sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Body language doesn’t lie. Those two people hate each other.

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I hope they change it to the dedication to his grandma. Goes to show family is important.

I mean, yeah, here’s hoping for the best for both of them, but I’ve always wondered about the sort of person who breaks up with one person to date their sibling.

I dated a young woman at one point who had a very attractive sister. It never crossed my mind to try to cross that line, because I liked my girlfriend (we…

Should have kicked him in the balls repeatedly until making babies wasn’t fun for him anymore.

we only ever do that at stop lights... no harm no foul. 

One day, I’ll make it through an entire Dead Letters post. I might leak spinal fluid out of my ears doing it, but I’ll make it. Alas, today is not that day. Fuck these people.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

But when men like Knausgaard give details of their literary wives suicide attempt while pregnant, that is brutal honesty. I know I’m guilty of it too, but what about the male experience lends itself so perfectly to literature while he female is left to the realm of gossip, attention seeking, blogger/diarist.

Yep. I’m generally sympathetic to her, especially after reading that awful Maureen Dowd piece, but treating human children like exotic puppies who can be passed along if they don’t fit into your lifestyle .... eesh.