While on my honeymoon in Italy, the only other American couple in our 2 day tour group was from Philly. The guy was in his late 50s and I was genuinely happy for him as he teared up just talking about seeing the Eagles finally win. I was happy for him for 15 mins before he started listing all the ways they got screwed…

Just curious:

uuuugh I can see how people will love this, but as an art historian I am fully prepared to shit all over this. To paraphrase the great Hannah Gadsby: Vincent was a post-impressionist painting at the HEIGHT of post-impressionism, who spent years attempting to treat his mental illnesses successfully, and did so with…

Beautiful

This baby has been opening tin cans since I was a wee lad. There are no triangulated impact guards here, just good old fashioned Bethlehem Steel badassery.

I am a lifelong Giants fan. I rooted for the Eagles in the Super Bowl and it wasn’t even a difficult decision.

I just send this post to a Pats’ fan coworker. Her responses:

favorite hockey team: the penguins

I was at a dueling piano bar in Boston the other night and some family from Philly decided to pay for a song and to add a quote to the big board behind the piano that said something to the effect of “TOM BRADY CAN’T CATCH A FOOTBALL AND DRINKS WINE COOLERS”. One of the performers said something like “Ooo that’ll…

Sweet Jesus. Who are his baseball teams, the Cards and Yankees?

Jinghis:

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

Mmm. That’s good kinja.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

So the Vikings shit the bed against Nick Foles, which in turn unleashed him on the Patriots. Thus initiating the eventual demise of that godless hellscape of a football team, in the Vikings home stadium no less.

Being among Patriots fans is the worst part about living in New England. Not the weather, not the albino-puritan culture, not the driving, not even Dunkin Donuts coffee. No, it’s having to deal with all the mouth-breathing, scrunched-faced dipfucks in their Tom Brady/Danny Amendola/Rob Gronkowski/Tedy…

I hate the Patriots because out of parochial defensiveness I told a woman who was giving me shit about my Pat Patriot hat that she was eventually going to die and the indifferent universe would not care about her life and whether or not cheating had tainted my enjoyment of the Patriots Super Bowl victories.

...and we’ll find out just how many graves he robbed to keep his organs fresh.  

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Signing to the Patriots has to be the most complex emotion. On one hand, you know you’ll be on a team that will do no less than very well (the last time they lost more than six games was 2002). On the other hand, you know that you’ll be devoid of any joy. Your success with be the result of “doing your job” and your…