+1 racist Vietnam vet

Also the two likeliest subjects my uncle starts complaining about after his fourth 7-and-7.

For all intensive purposes, those teacher’s words could of effected Julian, but thankfully, Edelman could care less about those doubts

Distain is bound for glory.

I’m sorry for wedging my foot so firmly in my mouth that day.

There are millions of gritty kids, and almost none of them will play in the NFL. Realistic goals are important.

That teacher lacks, um, a strong grasp on the English language. Though their conversational tone is certainly unique.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I loved Delta’s response: OK, fine you grumpy bitch. We’ll give you a refund. Here is the $30 you paid for the exit row. Now GTFO.

Boy, is Allen’s face red.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

If he don’t go sit his black MAC NW40 ass down the fuck somewhere.

Some stupid thing millenials have created to give their friends one more thing they have to pretend to care about. I avoid this by having no friends.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

My best friend was murdered 10 years ago this year. I decided to look up her family, maybe get back in touch with them, or at least send a card. They are all dead. Her grandma and her mom had cancer, her brother killed himself and I think her dad just got old. It is the weirdest, most surreal feeling. It feels like…

A dozen kids from my grade have died in the last three years from opiates. It’s pretty surreal.