In what was surely the most thrilling and insane day in the history of the Oregon Department of Transportation

Men Are From Mars, Women Get Drilled By Venus

She’s already incredible.

These are the People who threw a party where the theme was the African continent and this happened and was encouraged.

It’s the same friend David Brooks took to lunch

“You’re absolutely right, Dante.”

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

I swear this is true: Morrissey once sat at a bar in Fort Collins, Colorado, trying to be anonymous. But a kid there recognized him, of course, and put ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ on the jukebox. And then when it ended, he played it again. As the song wound down for the second time, Morrissey said, ‘if you play that song…

I read somewhere that she said she “can’t” moan any lower. Sorry lady, you absolutely can. Anyone can. The thirst is strong with this one.

A professional wrestler in a high school gym in rural Kentucky is better informed than our president.

Except Julia Louis Dreyfus, people born rich make the worst fucking celebrities. Also, usually, the worst of everything else.

No yakkity sax music? I thought there would be yakkity sax music.

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

“you look like you’ve fallen over in the playground”