quick, someone get this guy a safe space

A friend of mine works in video production and had the (mis) fortune of working with TJ Miller and will attest Miller is a rude and obnoxious asshole of the highest order. My friend says he cannot watch SV due to him seeing TJ’s shitty behaviour up close.

He needs a talk with Kevin Bacon

“I didn’t talk to Alec because I don’t like Alec”

Yeah a supporting role on a slightly above average tv show doesn’t make you a public servant.

I love the idea I get from the title that it’s a bro whale who’s like “Oh, you fishin’? I got you, bro. Hold my beer and watch THHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!”

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Who?

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

Their target audience also includes the much-dreaded “we are on vacation but refuse to eat anywhere other than a chain restaurant” demographic that I despise so much.

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

Last year in Chicago, an alderman proposed new garbage cans that would keep squirrels from chewing through them and warned about the potential of them attacking people. Well, they got him. The mother fucking squirrels suicide attacked him while he was out riding his bike.

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

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