This is the right and correct take.

Good onion rings > french fries > bad onion rings.

Onion rings > french fries.

I like her.

On Blake Shelton’s birthday, his mind isn’t what’s being blown.

I see what you’re saying and I’ve watched the documentaries on Netflix regarding what a shit show it’s become. However, my parents did ~half of it when they were in their 50s and still extremely good shape (Mom is now in late 50s and ran the Boston Marathon 2 years ago) and they said it was absolutely fucked how…

+ snowflakes

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

If he’d withdrawn earlier, this conflict wouldn’t even exist.

My wife did the same thing a few years ago. We’ve yet to play, but we have been doing some nice Wimbledon roleplay. She comes into the room wearing all white except for a black garter belt. I then yell at her and consult a handbook. Needless to say, it gets pretty hot.

I don’t see how swapping one short, fat dictator with another changes anything.

If the US really wants to solve North Korea, they should take the Knicks from James Dolan and let Kim Jong Un be in charge of it. It’s win win for everyone (world diplomacy, fans, players...), except for Dolan.

So guys, here me out here. I know I might be veering into hot take land here. But just hear me out. I’m getting the feeling that Ivanka Trump, just maybe, JUST MAYYYYYYYYY-BE.....is not a very good person. Which when you consider where she came from, that is a truly shocking idea.

I’ve always enjoyed the comedy of saying “Lef-tenant” and odd combinations of titles so I’m going with:

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

They should interview that guy. I’m sure he’s currently developing some interesting theories on what happened to that missing kayaker.

French fries on a sandwich are delicious. Don’t even bother replying if you disagree, ‘cause you’re wrong.

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?